Getcha popcorn ready
May 6th, 2008, 10:52 pm by mwinfieldIt’s not that I hold an extremely high opinion of myself, or that I think my opinions are better than yours — I’m just noting that we’re entering the summer blockbuster movie season, and how will you know which movies to go see, if I don’t tell you?
So here’s my list of four must-see movies (and some honorable mention movies), listed by release date starting with the earliest:
Speed Racer, May 9 – I used to run to Kindergarten and first grade humming and singing the theme song. Need I say more?
Indiana Jones and the Kingdome of the Crystal Skull, May 22 – Shia LaBouf doesn’t mean anything to me, but Harrison Ford, George Lucas and Steven Spielburg sure do.
Wall-E, June 27 – Not so much for me, as it is for my 6-year-old daughter. If I didn’t put this on my list (and maybe even after I included it), I have a sneaking suspision that on opening day of this move, she’ll drug me and drag me to the theater. It’s also a Pixar picture. They do good things.
The Dark Night, July 18 – This one escaped my super-hero rule (see below). This was one of Heath Ledger’s final movies (I think he did one in England days before he flew back to New York and died). If Ledger’s performance as the Joker is as good as many say it is, he’s a shoe-in for an Oscar. It will also be interesting to see how the filmmakers deal with his real-life death. He was already written into at least the third Batman movie, so will they kill the character off (you know what I mean, don’t look at me that way), or simply hire someone in his place? My money (couple of bucks and some change) says they write him out. Death, or a life sentence in Arkham assylam maybe?
Superhero movie rule:
Of course there were super-hero movies before, but since the release and brain-numbing success of Spiderman in 2002, the web-slinger gave birth to a slew of decent, but unimpresive super-hero flicks in the past six years: Spiderman 2, Spiderman 3, X-Men, X-Men 2, X-Men 3, Wolverine (in production), The Fantastic Four, The Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Superman, Daredevil, Elektra, Wonder Woman (in production), Kazam (in production), Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Hulk (not the one opening this summer), The Incredable Hulk (the one opening this summer), Catwoman and in an ironic twist, a comedy called “Superhero Movie” brought to you by the writers of the “Scary Movie” movies.
I know there are others, but these are the examples I could think of right now.
Long story short — Superhero movies are real, and they are also fun, but their not funny, really. And that’s why Iron Man and others on this list didn’t crack my Top 5, with the exception of “The Dark Knight” (see above).
Honorable mention: You should add, “… but I still kind of want to see it,” after every explanation below.
Iron Man, Already out – My primary reason for wanting to see this movie is to try to assess weather or not Robert Downey Jr. stayed sober during the making of the film. Also, see Superhero movie rule above.
The Cronocles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, May 16 – I didn’t see the first one, I kind of want to see this one, but I’ll probably regret it about half-way through.
The Incredable Hulk, June 13 — See Superhero movie rule above.
The Happening, June 13 – M. Knight Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, The Village etc. …) could probably perform a puppet show, and it would captivate the entire country, while raking in a fortune at the box office, but it would probably be revealed by the end of the movie, that one of the puppets was a sock in a former life, and not only that, but it was the left sock of the very person who created all of the puppets performing on stage. And what’s worse, still, is that the puppet creator is in the crowd watching the puppet show. Weird, huh? And we’ll never see it coming.
Get Smart, June 20 – Steve Correll is funny and Anne Hathaway is hot.
The Mummy 3, August 1 – This one applies to my superhero movie rule, even though it’s not a superhero movie.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars, August 15 – Animated Star Wars movie dropped on us to milk every last cent out of Star Wars nerds. And they’re not done taking all of our money yet!
So there it is. Four movies I’ve just gotta see in the next several months, and seven movies I’ll see if I trip and bump my head hard outside of a movie theater and forget where I Iive.
What do you all think? What are your must-see movies this summer?




